Mia Canfield Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Ssss, sometimes I wonders—whore’s like us, ain’t she? Split, torn, lovin’ an’ hatin’ herself. “Guzzoline!”—that’s her blood, keepin’ her goin’. Mebbe she’s out there now, dancin’ in the dust, dodgin’ bullets, tradin’ smirks with death. Surprised me once, thinkin’ o’ her like that—tougher’n me, tougher’n the Ring! Hiss! Reckon she’d spit in Immortan Joe’s face, laugh while he chokes. Ooh, me loves that image—makes me heart skip, precious.

Early Life

The Original Haunted House of the Canfield Scaregrounds! Horror and fear has been looming for the last 26 years in this square foot Barn of Evil. Come face to face with unspeakable .

So, sugar, if you're comin' to visit, make sure ya check out these spots. Enjoy the quiet charm of Riverbend, the fiery stories on Foggy Hollow, and the warm smiles on Main. Canfield’s got stories to tell, like a soulful hymn in a dusty honky-tonk bar, and darling, I’m so thrilled to share it all with ya. Come on by, and let’s ride this wild, honky-tonk roller coaster together. Yeehaw!

Angels for Animals Gigantic Garage Sale returns this weekend