Emily Caribou Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and don’t get me started on profiles—half these jokers sayin’ “just lookin’ for fun” like it’s a dang job interview. Cracks me up! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’, “Bless your heart, that ain’t workin’!” What y’all think—sex-datin’ a blessin’ or a curse? ‘Cause I’m torn, y’all—torn like a paper umbrella in a hurricane!

BARREN-GROUND CARIBOU

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Man, I must say, Caribou is a tapestry of moments, like a scene outta "Talk to Her" where every look tells a story. The city makes me so happy, it sometimes drives me nuts (sorry, if I’m naggin’ now, haha!). But really—I luv it, flaws and all.

Caribou couple opens hunting-themed bourbon bar