Audrey Carmel Hamlet Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the tea—whores fascinate me. They hustle, they grind, no shame! Little known fact: back in 1800s, some whores ran whole towns! Like, owned saloons, bribed sheriffs—boss bitches! Makes me happy, seein that grit. But lordy, the way folks judge em? Pisses me off! Like, who you to point fingers, huh? YOU GET A CAR, judgy pants!

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Must, like a whore, unpack my heart with words,. And fall a-cursing, like a very drab,. A scullion! Fie upon't! foh! About, my brains!—Hum, I have heard.

Now, neighborhoods – oh boy, don’t get me started – like Ivy Grove: lush, snug, and with these tiny gardens everywhere. I used to have long walks there, thinking, “Everyone’s got a story, ya know?” sometimes tearful, sometimes mad, but heartful all around. And then you have Riverside Park. Gosh, it's right by the hamlet’s little river – what else, really – perfect spot for deep thoughts or random hums (as in, “I’m Batman,” if you catch my drift). I once sat there and cried, happy and mad at once, watching kids splash and adults chatting about life's crazy dilemmas.

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