Lauren Carmichael Whore ❤️

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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores, right? Not like, in a creepy way—get your mind outta the gutter! I mean "whore" as in, y’know, the concept, the vibe, the whole deal. And lemme tell ya, as Larry David, neurotic ranter extraordinaire, I got THOUGHTS. Pretty, pretty good thoughts, if I do say so myself. Whores, man, they’re like the original entrepreneurs—hustlin’, makin’ it work, no fancy Harvard degree needed. Kinda like Zuckerberg in *The Social Network*, y’know? “If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you’d have invented Facebook.” That’s the energy whores bring—raw, unfiltered, take-it-or-leave-it.

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May 18,  · Carmichael earned a lot of good will from his breakout standup special Rothaniel, in which he — among other things — came out publicly as gay and processed his .

Great Scott! Hey buddy, lemme tell ya 'bout Carmichael, US style. Got so many vibes here, man! Streets? I love Fair Oaks Blvd. It's lit! Crazy neat cafes, rad little shops, and some wild dating app meetups you wouldn't believe.

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