Isabella Carmichael Whore ❤️

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This one time, in Kansas—yeah, Kansas, bitches—this farmer told me ‘bout his grandpappy who planted wheat in the Dust Bowl. Dumbass move, right? Lost everythin’, but the dude kept goin’, said wheat was his “only friend left alive”—straight outta *Hurt Locker*! Made me laugh my ass off, thinkin’ bout wheat bein’ yer BFF while the world’s explodin’. Total whore, tho, ditchin’ him when the wind kicked up!

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Down by the American River, it's epic! I'll be honest, ridin' the Iron Horse Regional Trail by the water blows my mind. The river's flow just makes my heart race like a first date, dude—like a love story from a movie, t-t-totally rad!

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