Emily Carmichael Whore ❤️❤️

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So, picture this—me, plowin’ fields, dust in my face, and I see this gal once, workin’ the corner near the gas station. Bold as brass, skirt shorter than my patience! I’m like, damn, she’s out here, rain or shine, no tractor to hide in. Respect, kinda. Made me happy, seein’ her hustle—don’t judge, I ain’t no saint! But then, some jackass in a pickup rolls up, haggles her like she’s a flea market rug. Pissed me off! I wanted to ram his truck with my tractor, scream, “Don’t pee on my leg, you cheap bastard!” Whores deserve better than that crap.

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Oh boy, get this: summer nights are bonkers. Night markets pop up on Idlewild Rd sometimes. People sllightly loopy, yet pure fun. I got mad happy vibes and even got kinda romantic when I nearly met my fave foodie there – epic surprise!

Marissa Carmichael last seen at Greensboro, North Carolina, gas station in January 2024 | Dateline