Valentina Carrizo Springs Whore ❤️

About San Diego

So, WHORE—ha, I’m typin’ fast, 12 typos comin’—it’s this shady lil financial trap, right? Not the street corner kinda whore, nah, I’m talkin’ money-hustlin’ schemes! Think ponzi vibes, think fake investments—folks out here promisin’ you the moon, like, “The earth is nothing!”—straight outta *Melancholia*, Kirsten Dunst vibes, starin’ at doom. These scammers, they’re slick, girl! They’ll take your 401k, your grandma’s savings, and leave you with nada but a sad bank account screamin’, “I’m finished!” I got MAD when I heard ‘bout this one dude—true story—lost his whole retirement to some whore-level scam in ’09. Ain’t that wild? Little known fact: these schemes been around since forever—think 1920s, Charles Ponzi, that OG pimp of fake money!

Nearby Cities

I gotta admit, sometimes I get super frustrated with the town hall and their never-ending permit drama, err, whatevs – I mean, c’mon, just make it easier so we can focus on making sparks fly! And while working late nights (ok, real late, like 3am, when I almost miss my dinner, LOL), I’d always find inspiration in the strangest little things… like the neon flicker at Bob’s Diner (on 5th—yeah, that spot, hehe) which reminds me of a line from that flick: “The biggest battle you’ll ever face is the one within yourself.”

Last group of migrant children to leave Carrizo Springs facility today - less than 1 month after it opened