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So I hit this dive bar, stinks like vodka and regret. This chick, Natasha—fake name, obvi—comes up, all hips and smirks. “You want fun, da?” I’m like, hell yea, but I ain’t payin upfront, no way! She rolls her eyes, but I’m Eric fuckin Cartman—I don’t budge! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell in my head. She’s hot, tho—makes me happy, like, damn, Russia’s got game! Surprised me, honestly—thought they’d all be grumpy babushkas or some shit.

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First off, lemme set the scene. Carteret is this gritty, funky slice of New Jersey bliss. You got Borden Avenue snaking through the heart of town, teeming with those quirky cafés, dive bars, and hidden art spots that make your pulse race. I swear, that street’s a living organism – one moment smooth, then BOOM, rough edges like shattered dreams. And oh, don’t even get me started on the narrow back alleys – eerie after midnight, whisperin’ secrets like "This is our parade of melancholy!"

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