Julia Castaic Brothel ❤️

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I tried it once, real talk. Some chick named Tanya, hands like a damn wizard. I’m layin there, butt-naked, tryna not laugh. She’s rubbin my back, talkin bout “release tension.” Tension? Bitch, I’m tense cuz you’re kneadin me like dough! Got me thinkin, “Is this allowed to feel *this* good?” Little known fact—ancient Rome had this shit too. They called it “massage with benefits,” senators gettin freaky post-bathhouse. History’s nasty, yo.

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Let's stop here, at the corner of Queen and Sunset. Look up the hill, somebody up there is running a brothel out of one of those mansions.

Yo, dude, sup? So check it out – Castaic is, like, a wild ride, man. I’ve been chillin’ here for years. My massage parlor’s on Porter Spur Rd – yeah, that’s one of those backstreets you gotta know. Eat my shorts! This town, man, it's got grit, quirky charm, and a scene straight outta "The Wolf of Wall Street" – I mean, I'm not leaving! like, the vibe here is crazy intense.

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