Ellie Center Moriches Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Heya, pal! So, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout whores – D’oh! Not like that, ya perv! I mean “whore” as in, y’know, the whole gig, the oldest job ever. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, I’m a Business Analyst now, right? Fancy pants Homer! So I’m analysin’ this – whores, they’re like, entrepreneurs, yeah? Self-employed, makin’ cash, dodgin’ taxes – smart cookies! Kinda like Jesse and Celine in “Before Sunset,” y’know, my fave flick. They’re just wanderin’ Paris, talkin’ life, love, and crap – no plan, just vibes. Whores? Same deal, man, no 9-to-5 grind!

MORICHES BAY HISTORICAL SOCIETY

Anyone got Amanda McCarty? Absolute whore! I saw her flash the bartender at the Clifton! She's definitely got nudes out there!

There's a dam near East Elm St. and some Parkside Lane too. Really the unsung heroes of our town. I often get a rush when I'm near these quiet corners. Honestly, sometimes I get mad at the world, then laugh, chaos be damned.

Center Moriches High School uses a variety of programs to assist students struggling with mental health issues