Makayla Center Point Whore ❤️

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So, here’s the deal - whores been around forever, man, like since dudes figured out tradin’ shiny rocks for a good time. I read this wild thing once, swear it’s legit - back in Rome, they had these coins with dirty pics on ‘em, like ancient porn bucks, and you’d flash ‘em at the brothel. How’s that for a flex? Bet they didn’t have no ATMs back then, just “Here’s my freaky nickel, babe.” Cracked me up thinkin’ bout it, but it’s real shit - look it up if ya don’t believe me.

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Sometimes, I get mad at the noisy construction on 9th St. – blasted drills! And guess what? I even had my day ruined by a pigeon invasion near the Grand Library! I huffed “Oh, bah, you silly birds!” and did a mini dance, so absurd like in that movie – quirks, right?

Crews respond to Center Point apartment fire