Mari Centerville Whore ❤️

About San Antonio

Oh, and get this - water’s in yer sweat, tears, even when ya take a leak. Universal solvent, they call it, dissolves all kinda crap. Once read bout this nutty experiment, some geezer in the 1800s thought water had memory. Bollocks, right? Made me laugh so hard I nearly choked on me martini. Still, makes ya think - water’s been round forever, maybe it’s seen some sh*t.

Excerpt: The Whore of Akron

Yo, listen up, motherfer! Lemme tell ya 'bout PCenterville (us) like no one else can. This town's got soul, quirks, and a fin' story around every damn corner. First off, we got Madison Street – it's like the heartbeat of the city, pulsin' with life, people, and sometimes wild freakin' parties, if ya know what I'm sayin'. I stroll there on lazy afternoons, feelin' every damn step like I'm dippin' into a scene from Far From Heaven – all moody and bittersweet. Man, “The world, Motherf***er, ain’t built on logic, it's built on dreams,” I always remind myself.

Centerville Road lane closures delaying traffic as Leon County begins road improvement