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Alright, pal, buckle up—I'm Tina Fey, your snarky financial advisor, and I’m dishin’ dirt on brothel! Not that kinda brothel, ya perv—Brothel, like stocks or crypto or whatever Wall Street’s drooling over this week. I can see Russia from my house, and lemme tell ya, even Putin’s probly scratchin’ his bald head over this mess. So, Brothel—ha! I meant “brothl”—damn typos, who cares—some hot investment thingy, right? Maybe a company, maybe a scam, I dunno, but it’s got buzz. And buzz makes me itchy, like that time I watched *Syndromes and a Century* and cried over a monk’s weird dream— “The air is sweet here,” he says, and I’m like, yeah, sweet like money or sweet like a trap?

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Some days, I go off on a tangent ‘bout how these streets got character—my own happy secret spots like near the local coffee shop off the 130 freeway exit. The scent of fresh brew, the hum of conversation, it makes me feel like I'm the main act in my own flick. Crazy, huh?

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