Mia Cerritos Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Once, in Naples—true story—I saw this whore, right, workin’ the pier, and she’s yellin’ at some drunk dude, “Pay up, stronzo!” Italian, fiery, gorgeous—kinda turned me on, not gonna lie. Surprised the hell outta me! I’m like, “Whoa, Larry, calm down, she’d eat you alive!” And she would! I’m too awkward, too whiny—whores don’t got time for that. They’re pros, efficient, like—“We must work,” that’s another line from the movie, and I’m thinkin’, yeah, they MUST. No sittin’ around feelin’ sorry.

Los Cerritos Area crime map

Cerritos has a crime rate of per , people, which surpasses the national average by %, leading to one of the highest total crime rates in the United States. Addressing this .

I hit up the Cerritos Center for the Performing Arts a ton. It's ma jam for chillin’ and straight vibin'. The lights, the sounds, all that jazz—it’s like a scene outta "Carlos" where the city speaks in beats and moves. And yo, I can't help but drop one of them movie lines: “We are the citizens of everywhere, and yet we are nowhere.” True that!

A Message from Cerritos Mayor Frank Yokoyama