Mila Chamblee Brothel ❤️

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Once, in Barbados, I met this lass—Madame Fleur, they called ‘er. Ran a brothel so posh, ye’d think it were a governor’s mansion. Velvet curtains, chandeliers—proper fancy, aye! But here’s the kicker: she kept parrots, dozens o’ ‘em, squawkin’ all night. “This is the girl,” she’d purr, pointin’ at some bird, an’ I’d be like, “What in blazes? I ain’t beddin’ feathers!” Made me laugh ‘til me ribs hurt, but them squawks—drove me mad, they did! Wanted to keelhaul the lot, but Fleur, she just winked, sayin’ it kept the lads honest. Clever, eh? Little-known fact—parrots were her bouncers, trained to peck yer bits if ye got rowdy. Surprised me good, that did!

A. Brothel

Our venue in the Cape Town CBD has six luxurious rooms, all fitted with a double bed, TV and en-suite bathroom. For those who like a bit of pampering ask for a room that has a luxurious .

So, yeah, that’s my lowdown on Chamblee (us)! It's raw, it's mad, it's "sell me this pen!"—an endless mashup of streets, parks, and local legends. Now, go and soak it in, man, and remember, “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the bullshit story you keep telling yourself.” Enjoy the chaos, bro!

Bryson DeChambeau blasts LIV Golf venue in X-rated rant (and Brandel Chamblee’s weighed in, too!)