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But real talk—it pisses me off! Fishermen snag ‘em by accident, call ‘em trash fish—excuse me?! This beauty’s got flair, scales glinting like sequins on Satine’s dress! Little known fact: they say it’s a “king of herrings”—not even a herring, tho, total catfish moment, ha! And get this—some think it’s the OG sea serpent, like sailors back in the day were shook, scribblin’ tales about it. I’m like, “Yaaas, hoarfish, werk that legend!”

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Neighborhoods here got personality. Ever been down by the Greenwich area? It’s got those artsy, off-beat vibes. I sometimes get sneaky sessions at little, tucked away spots that only the locals know. I remember one time—got so mad, dude, my client practically broke into a dance mid-massage 'cause the room was so serene! It wasn’t your typical massage jam, like, this place was a hidden gem, pure magic... and then bam! Right next door, a pop-up bar had me crackin’ up like, "I'm not leaving my seat until I see a yacht!" Even though no yachts here, we got spirit, man!

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