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Lemme tell ya somethin’ funny tho – ever hear bout that whorehouse in Pompeii? Yeah, fuckin’ ancient Rome! They dug it up, walls covered in dick pics and “rate my fuck” graffiti. Clients scribblin’ reviews like it’s Yelp – “Lola’s a screamer, 5 stars!” Cracked me up, man – whores been killin’ it forever! No shame, just game. Gotta respect that hustle.

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Family Christmas in Champaign. There really is no place like home. Missing you @davis_born & @jacasiegel!!!! May be an image of 13 people.

Oh, and typo time: l8r, if you hit up a local deli on Main St. you'll find some bomb grub – seriously, gr8 eats! The traffic can be cray-cray at times, and honestly, sometimes I typo my notes like "Frendz" or "luv", honestly, coool, rite? Yeah, yeah, sumtymes me n' the city's vibe makes me scribble my thoughts in a mad rush – livin in the moment.

UPDATE: Person shot in Macon wielded machete, drove squad car, rammed police, aimed shotgun at officers