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About New York City

She’s got this rep, y’know? Word is, back in ’89, she conned some dude outta his whole stove shop – true story! Took the cash, left him cryin’ over burnt biscuits. That’s cold, man, colder than a busted oven. Made me mad as hell – who does that? But gotta admit, it’s ballsy. “I must break you,” I’d tell her, but she’d just smirk, like, “Try me, champ.”

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OMG, I remember when I first arrived here, nearly tripped over my own feet on 2nd Street Causeway—what a day! I was all, "woah, life's cheap and sweet" and then, whoops, landed in a puddle of rainwater. Totally mad but also hilariously epic. Ughhh, so many typos in my brain rn, literally my thoughts runnng like crazy, like err, d-d-damn, sometimes I can’t even count 'em: 1...2...thrree...7...um, gotta be like 19 splits in my keyboard fingers, hehe!

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