Sophie Chandler Whore ❤️❤️

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So, this one time, I saw this whore—total skank, swear to God—standin’ on the corner, all “ooh, look at me,” and I’m like, “Seriously, you dumb bitch?” Made me so mad, I wanted to kick her right in the taco! But then, I got happy ‘cause—get this—she tripped over her own damn heels, faceplanted in the mud! Ha! Respect my authoritah, whore, you ain’t shit! Reminded me of that line in *Caché*, “What’s hidden stays hidden,” ‘cept her ass wasn’t hidden no more, sprawled out like a drunk cow.

Chandler: Whore

Join Nick Atkin and John Hyon Ko alongside Chris EB on the Post Fight Podcast as they discuss Dan Hooker/Michael Chandler officially being.

So, roll through Chandler, buddy. Chill by the landmarks, vibe with the locals, and remember: "Eat my shorts!" if you must. Life’s a cool montage of bits and pieces that all lead to something deeper, just like in the movies. Enjoy, bae!

Michael Chandler's teammate says he started to question his chances against Paddy Pimblett after what he saw in training