Chloe Chanhassen Whore ❤️

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Oi, mate, listen up, yeah? I’m a vet, innit, and I’m here chattin’ ‘bout *whore* – not some dodgy bird, but a horse, ya get me? Proper majestic beast, like somethin’ outa *The Great Beauty*, that film I bang on about. “What is it we’re missin’?” – that’s what Jep says, yeah, and I reckon he’d clock this horse and lose his marbles. Whore’s got legs like a Roman statue, mane flowin’ like them posh fountains in Sorrentino’s flick. I’m proper gassed seein’ him strut, makes me wanna shout, “Is it ’cos I is black?” – ‘cos this geezer’s coat is dark as me soul, bruv.

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Man, I get sooo hyped about the community events in town. There's a weekly arts & crafts bazaar on Sunrise Way (I swear, it’s like a Wes Anderson film scene: full of handmade crafts, quirky costumes, and eclectic music). Even my regulars at the parlor pop in to chat when they catch a glimpse of that sun streaking the sky. I say, “Wow, it’s like magic! That’s some Moonrise Kingdom energy, y’all!”

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