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Yo, eat my shorts! So, this chick, right—whore—total mind-bender like *Inception*. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Is this real or a dream?”—y’know, “We need to go deeper!” She’s out there, workin’ the streets, and I’m like, whoa, she’s got layers, man! Like Cobb stealin’ secrets, she’s got tricks up her sleeve. Heard she once conned some dude outta his whole paycheck—bam, just like that! Little known fact: she’s got this tat, “Dream Big,” on her ankle—ironic, huh?

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