Hazel Chaparral Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

But—oh, mate—sometimes she’s a right knob. Had this one bird, swear down, nicked me fags while I was pissin’. Turned round, she’s leggin’ it, smirkin’ like, “I’ve abandoned my child!”—y’know, that mad line from the flick? Laughed me tits off, but I was fumin’ too! Cheeky cow. Still, gotta respect the hustle—whore’s got balls bigger than me head.

Early life

So, I live near Main & Elm. Yea, right smack in the middle of it all. There’s this rad park – Mystic Grove Park – where I do my chill sessions. Always meets some oddball trying yoga on the grass. I'm like, “Dude, relax,” but hey, it’s all love. And then there’s Riverbend, runnin’ like a silver snake through town. I’ve seen mornings there kinda magical... “Just keep swimming,” you know, like in Finding Nemo, always pushin’ on.

Lake blanks Chaparral 5-0 to edge closer to 5th straight district title