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About Phoenix

She’s a mess, sure—spillin’ wine, laughin’ too loud, screwin’ up fancy parties. Reminds me of that line, “we’re all on the brink of despair.” But her? She don’t care! I’m jealous, man—wish I could just not give a crap like that. D’oh! She’s a freakin’ tornado in heels, and I’m over here eatin’ donuts, thinkin’, “Homer, you loser.”

LJ Hooker - Charlestown

I caught the clap from some ole Chucktown whore. Any guesses on who it was?

Alright mate, so lemme tell ya ‘bout Charlestown (us) – it's a bit of a mixed bag, y'know? I'm runnin’ my spa here, so I see sooo much of the everyday vibe. It's chill, yet kinda nuts sometimes. I mean, you got streets like Main Street and the ol’ Boundary Street, full of hustle and quirky history. There’s Bunker Hill at the center of it all – yeah, the Bunker Hill Monument, mate – a proper icon, sort of like Nemo’s lost reef in "Finding Nemo" when it said, “Just keep swimming!” It's all about persistence, innit?

New details on Charlestown marina death as person of interest appears in court