Nadia Chehalis Brothel ❤️❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Oi, mate, so brothel, yeah? Picture zis – me, Gru, sittin’ in me dark lair, thinkin’ ‘bout business, and BAM – Lightbulb! Brothel’s like ze goldmine nobody talks about, eh? Like in "Wolf of Wall Street," ya know, "I’m not fuckin’ leavin’!" – that’s me when I see profit in somethin’ shady. Brothels, they’re old as dirt, been around since Roman times, makin’ cash hand over fist. Fact is, in old Pompeii they found brothel menus – yeah, menus! – carved in stone, listin’ girls and prices. Crazy, right? Makes me wanna yell, "Sell me this pen!" to some ancient pimp.

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Ya gotta check out the old warehouse district too – quirky cafes, funky art murals on Birch & Elm. But watch out! Sometimes grumpy old timers mumble about changes in the city, which makes me mad – like, why disturb a masterpiece of chill, right? LOL, it gets hilarious sometimes when they yell at me, “Keep it real, man!” and I just laugh, “I’m ready!” like SpongeBob on a jellyfish hunt!

I-5 – SW Parkland Drive to Harrison Ave – Ramp Meters (Chamber Way -stage 2)