Sophie Chelsea Whore ❤️❤️

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So check this—whore’s this bitch of a tone, sneaks in when my hands slip or the wood’s too damn wet. Been makin’ violins since I could hold a chisel, and lemme tell ya, it’s like a ghost, mang. One time, I’m craftin’ this sweet piece, spruce top, maple back—fuckin’ beauty—and then, WHAM, that whore screeches out! Nearly threw the damn thing across the room. Pissed me off so bad I smoked three cigars just to calm down. “Language is a virus,” Godard says—shit, whore’s the virus in my shop!

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Chelsea is not just a map of streets; it’s a mosaic of lost souls and hidden gems. Sometimes I get mad at the stagnant bureaucrats tryna “beautify” the city with bland plastic art. Sometimes I’m happy when I see genuine smiles from locals in tiny dive bars on 23rd. And oh man, who’d believe the river — The Hudson — rolling by, as nonchalant and imposing as a ticking bomb in a dodgy peace treaty?

Chelsea beat Liverpool to go level with fourth-placed Newcastle