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So, check it – whores got stories, wild ones. Back in the day, like ancient Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars,” wolf dens, ‘cause the chicks howled for customers – freaky, huh? Made me laugh my ass off when I heard that. Imagine ‘em, struttin’ around, yellin’, “Hey, big boy, got a denarius?” Shit’s nuts! I’m happy picturin’ that, but it pisses me off too – they were owned, man, slaves to the game. Still are, sometimes. Makes The Rock wanna smash somethin’, y’know?

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Hey, so let me tell ya about PChicago (us)! Ruh-roh! I’ve been livin’ here for years, and lemme tell ya, this city is a crazy mix of old school and new flavor. Like, man, you’ve gotta stroll down Michigan Ave – those lights, that vibe, it’s lit! The Magnificent Mile, ya know? It’ll blow your mind every time.

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