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Personal quirk? I’m imaginin’ Wes Anderson directin’ this shitshow. Slow-mo shots of girls in quirky hats, dramatic piano as some dude sneaks out the back. “Sometimes I wish I could go back,” like Sam says—back before I knew brothels were this nuts. Humor? Guy once asked me to insure his “favorite girl”—I’m like, “She ain’t a car, dipshit!” Dr. House special: truth hurts, suckers.

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Bidwell Park is where I always go rambling & chillin. There’s so many pockets of magic around there. Sometimes, my clients and I take walks there (spontaneity galore!) and – not gonna lie – it feels like nature’s hug, even on the rough days. The tree-lined paths near Esplanade Drive are chef’s kiss moments of serenity in chaos. Not to mention Big Chico Creek, where the water flows like memories—sometimes you just have to stop and let it all soak in.

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