Anastasia Cinco Ranch Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

But real talk, she pisses me off sometimes. Whore’s out there, actin’ like she owns the joint, no respect! I’m like, “Sweetheart, you’re breakin’ my balls here!” Reminds me of Russell in *Almost Famous*, screamin’, “I am a golden god!” – yeah, she thinks she’s untouchable too. Drives me up the fuckin’ wall! But then, I gotta hand it to her, she’s got that hustle. Surprised me once, heard she paid off a cop with a wink and a C-note – smooth as hell!

ABOUT Cinco Ranch

I wanna spill some tea – there’s this cool underground art installation near Sunrise Blvd that only locals know. I got there one day and, like, my heart just exploded with joy. I was thinking “This is it, darling! It’s all that and a bag of chips!” No lie, I got a bit teary, but in a good way.

Tompkins outlasts Cinco Ranch in offensive shootout