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About Philadelphia

So, I’m picturing it — velvet curtains, smoky air. Girls in lingerie, werk it, queens! Like, “You’re not who you think!” — total Lynch mood. I’d be shook, like, who runs this? Some dude probly, ugh, patriarchy much? Makes me mad, these girls deserve better. But also, happy vibes — they’re hustlin, gettin that coin! Power moves, tbh.

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Ah, dear friend, listen up, yes precious! I tell you 'bout PCitrus-Springs, our quirky little slice o’ the US, yesss! Listen, my eyes see all, they do—mmm, like Inside Llewyn Davis, precious! Stupid, fat hobbit! I’m that massage parlor bloke whos been livin here longer than some feckin’ memory, yesss precious.

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