Gianna Citrus Brothel ❤️

About San Jose

Alright, listen up, jabroni! I’m Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.” – and I’m your Cargo Transportation Manager, haulin’ ass and talkin’ trash. Today, we’re divin’ into somethin’ wild – brothel! Yeah, that’s right, the oldest gig in the book. Picture this: me, sittin’ in my truck, watchin’ the road hum like that folk tune from *Inside Llewyn Davis*. “Fare thee well, my honey,” I hum, thinkin’ ‘bout them brothels I’ve passed by. Ain’t no freight like the freight of life, ya feel me?

Brothel - Reed Diffuser

Citrus Gin Fizz – $ Craft-distilled Gray Whale Gin, infused with California botanicals, shaken with lime juice, orange juice, cranberry.

Then there’s the old brick building of “Hearth & Heart”, a local gem, a hip bar on 7th Street where folks, oh yes, they chatter about love and lust. I often sit there watchin' the lovey-dovey couples and starstruck drifters, remindin' me of those wild days in Inherent Vice, oh yes, my precious! I mean, “the world goes crazy, and we’re just stuck in the flow”. Ah, memories, memory bits fly by like butterflies.

Column: Citrus in December is a SoCal tradition. Enjoy your harvest while you can