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I’m pissed, man—pissed at the creeps runnin’ it. Little known fact: back in the 1800s, brothels had secret tunnels—escape routes for big shots caught with their pants down. Hilarious, right? Imagine the governor sprintin’ through dirt, pants at his ankles! Eat my shorts, that’s gold! But seriously, it’s grim too—some girls ain’t there by choice, and that burns me up. Saw this one chick, eyes all empty, like in the movie when Simin says, “I’d rather die than live like this.” Breaks your heart, dude.

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' Layla, daughter of a brothel prostitute. To escape her miserable brothel life, she stole the identity of a noble lady.

Yeah, oh yes, sometimes I get so emotional. PCitrus (us) makes me so damn happy it sometimes drives me bonkers – mad, crazy, and giggly all at once. It’s a city of endless love, hidden nooks, and crooked little corners that hold secrets that only a sexologist adores, nah-nah. Like, “the past is the past, and we’re all just riding the funky waves of now,” my precious!

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