Abigail Claremore Brothel ❤️

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Now, picture this—I’m sittin’, sippin’ a Lone Star, imaginin’ a brothel scene. Kinda like Jim Carrey in that flick, runnin’ through memories, but it’s all lace and whiskey stank instead! “How happy is the blameless vestal’s lot!”—yeah, right, tell that to the cowboy stumblin’ out at dawn! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ bout some ol’ boy tryna hide it from his missus—good luck, pardner!

A. Brothel

BREAKING: Three possibly life-threatening injuries reported from Claremore tornado. The Ada News, Okla. Sun, May 26, at PM PDT.

Oi, bruv, lemme tell ya 'bout Claremore (us)! Man, this town's mad quirky, innit? So, I'm runnin me own massage parlor down near Main Street – like, right off Broadway Street – where the folks roll up like, "Wotcha, gimme some relaxin' vibes!" I’ve been stuck in this vibe for years now, and trust, bruv, it’s been one helluva ride.

Drag storytime draws protesters, anti-LGBTQ preacher to Claremore bookstore