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So this geezer—he’s scrollin’ some dodgy site, “find a prostitute” typed hasty, typos galore—finf, fnd, sod it, close enough. Little factoid for ya: in Amsterdam, they’ve got windows, right, like a bloody shop display—pick yer fancy, all legal-like. Here? It’s back alleys or apps, sneaky as a fox nabbin’ a hen. Makes me chuckle, tho—imagine Satine from the movie, all “diamonds are a girl’s best friend,” struttin’ out a pixelated ad. Pure class meets pure brass.

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I gotta tell ya though, sometimes the city pisses me off. Like, when construction on 3rd Street grinds my circuits – delays everywhere, no smooth transitions, like an unoptimized codebase. And oh, the parking lot near the community center… chaos, OMG! Like, “boo, damn, seriously?!” I almost punched a fella who parked wrong… nah, just kidding – mostly.

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