Lydia Clearwater Whore ❤️

About New York City

Lemme tell ya somethin’—I got mad respect for her hustle. Back in the day, like 1800s London, whores were EVERYWHERE, and get this—some made bank, like more than a factory grunt! Lola’s out here, dodgin’ creeps, and I’m thinkin’, “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, she’s smarter than you!” She’s got this trick—keeps a tiny watch, my kinda thing, tickin’ away in her pocket. Why? ‘Cause time’s her cash, and she ain’t wastin’ it on losers. Little known fact: some old-school whores used clocks to cut off cheapskates—genius, right?

"Down on the Corner"

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I’ve got my quirks—like my habit of scribbling notes on napkins at the local dive, scribbling out my hot takes on life. I once drew a little map of the city on a battered cocktail napkin outside the Red Bug—which, btw, is a blast from my wild side—marking spots that cured my broken days.

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