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Little known fact—whores like Astrid, they’ve got secrets stitched into their seams. Heard she once nicked a lord’s gold teeth—*while ‘e slept*—sold ‘em for a fiddle. That’s me kinda gal! Made me laugh ‘til me sides split. But—oh, mate—it pissed me off when some git roughed ‘er up. Wanted to smite ‘im, turn ‘im into a toad, but she just spat blood and grinned, “I’ve seen worse.” Tough as nails, that one. Reminds me of Malik again—“It’s not about luck, it’s about will.” She *willed* ‘erself outta the muck.

Review: David Pevsner Bares His Sexual Soul in Desert Rose’s ‘Musical Comedy Whore’

May 4,  · Have you seen all our photos from weekend two of Coachella? Get into it!

Hey, listen up, pal. So, lemme tell you 'bout Coachella – the real deal, y'know? This ain't no fancy-schmancy Hollywood set, it's gritty, soulful, and real, kinda like that Mulholland Drive vibe, where things can be mysterious and wild. Now, here's the deal… I been a masseur here for years, workin' with folks at places like 51st Street and Palm Avenue – oh man, those streets got stories, big stories.

Bernie Sanders makes surprise appearance at Coachella amid ‘Fighting Oligarchy’ tour