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About San Jose

What pisses me off? The hypocrisy—dudes preachin’ morals by day, slippin’ in here by night. “We’re all animals now!”—damn straight, Alfonso knew it. Happiest thing? This one gal—sassy, red-lipped, told me she saved up, bought a freakin’ goat farm. A GOAT FARM! I’m cacklin’, picturin’ her herdin’ goats in stilettos. Surprised me too—thought everyone here’s just drownin’. Nope, some claw out.

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The food is fabulous, but the tour of the brothel is not to be missed! In fact, if you have time, book one of their 2-hour walking tours. You will see the town.

Oh lawd, lemme tell ya 'bout Cocoa-West, honey! Now, I ain't ever seen a town so dang fulla surprises. Right off, ya got Main Street—yeah, MAIN Street—soverflowin' with quirky shops and cafés that spark joy. I walk down Elm that smells like fresh coffee and that kinda lovin’ vibe. Halleluyer! Seriously, every dang corner here beams with history and somethin’ wild.

Hard-hit cocoa harvests in West Africa cause chocolate prices to soar worldwide