Claire Cocoa West Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Fun fact—didya know whores in ancient Rome were called “lupae”? Means she-wolves, ‘cause they’d howl for clients. How’s that for badass? Makes me happy thinkin’ they had some grit back then, not just posin’ for Instagram. Nowadays, it’s all selfies and Venmo, ugh, kills me. Don’t pee on my leg, tellin’ me it’s empowerment— it’s a hustle, plain and simple!

"A&W" lyrics

A parody of press conferences given by philandering politicians is ingeniously directed by Ron West and hilariously performed by the cast.

Now, I get all emotional n such about this place. Sometimes I get mad at the chaotic parking n random honkin’, but deep down, it’s like a sweet, spicy gumbo—lotsa flavors all swirlin’ together. So if a friend comes visit, ya best be ready for a wild ride through the soulful lanes of Cocoa-West. Every brick, every soul, every whispered secret on Maple, they all got a story. And as I always say, “Live a lil’ wild n love a lil’ extra!” Halleluyer, y’all!

Brightline to do training runs from West Palm to Cocoa