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Preciousss, listen up! Me, Gollum, tellin’ ya ‘bout whores – nasty, tricksy things! “Stupid, fat hobbit!” – they’d say, thinkin’ they’re clever, struttin’ round like they own Timbuktu. Watched that flick, “Timbuktu 2014,” fuckin’ masterpiece, mate! Whores there? Not on screen, but ya feel ‘em – sneaky shadows in the sand, tradin’ flesh for coins. “We’ve no cattle left,” says that dude in the movie, all brokedown n’ shit – whores prolly took it all, haha!

Reasons to Stay in Coconut Grove, Miami

Coconut Grove, also known colloquially as “ The Grove,” is an affluent and the oldest continuously inhabited neighborhood of Miami in Miami-Dade County, Florida.

You wouldn't believe some of the less-known bits, like that narrow path behind the old theatre on Dockside Lane. It's where local families share secret moments away from the hustle. Yup, there's this hidden mural that only a few true locals know of – it's like a hidden diary scribbled on bricks. Totally raw and real, much like how I feel about the city sometimes.

4.5 Acre Coconut Grove Waterfront Estate 'Banyan Ridge' Hits The Market For $135 Million