Emily College Place Whore ❤️

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Now, don’t get me wrong, it ain’t all rosy. Saw this gal once, roughed up bad—made me wanna cry. “Hmm… poor thing,” I muttered, pluggin’ her call to the doc. Felt so helpless, y’know? Whores take risks we don’t even dream of. Kinda heroic, if ya squint. But ugh, the creeps they deal with? Makes my skin crawl—worse than Homer’s socks after a week!

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Now, few might not tell ya – add some caffinated sarcasm – but College-Place ain’t all roses. Sometimes, traffic on Riverside Blvd gets mad cray; I’d be like “WTF, stop playin’ with my day!” And when it rains cats and dogs (seriously, sometimes the drizzle turns into a monsoon drama), my mood shifts, ya feel me? But that’s the spice of life here.

School delays and closures, Feb. 14