Emilia Colona Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Favorite moment? She flashed a cop to dodge a ticket – worked too! Ballsy as hell, had me screamin’. But ugh, she stinks at texting back – drives me NUTS. Probs too busy suckin’ dick to type, smh. Still, she’s got stories – like that time she hooked up with a circus clown. A CLOWN! Painted face and all – honk honk, amirite? Cracked me up, still does.

What is the Madonna-Whore Complex?

The Madonna-Whore complex is the tendency of some men to categorize women as either pious Madonnas, or as “too easy to bed”, oversexed whores. Most men, to varying degrees, .

The river – Colona Creek – winds through the city. It’s kinda like the narrative in Inherent Vice, twisty and flickering with secrets. I sometimes think: “Tonight’s the night” and I’m drawn to its murky edge, wondering what stories lurk beneath. I tell ya, each ripple echoes memories of all them stressed-out, tired souls coming to my massage parlor after a long day.

Colona Fire District asks voters for rescue tax