Bella Colton Brothel ❤️❤️

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Little known fact, tho – back in the 1800s, brothels had *madame* codes. Like, secret knocks, special drinks – total spy shit! Imagine Cobb from *Inception* tryna crack that dream vault, but it’s just a bordello instead. “The dream is collapsing!” – yeah, when the cops raid, it sure is! I cackled thinkin’ bout it – busted corsets flyin’, johns divin’ out windows. Hilarious, right? But real talk, some of them workers? Tough as nails. Had a friend, Lola, worked the game – saved up, bought a saloon. Badass! Made me happy as hell.

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