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About San Jose

Alright, so here’s the deal—I’m sittin’ there, thinkin’ about findin’ a prostitute, right? Like, what’s the vibe? I’m Larry David, neurotic as hell, and I’m goin’, “Ehhh, is this even worth it?” I mean, I loved *Brooklyn*—Saoirse Ronan, gorgeous, that 1950s charm, “A new world ahead!”—and here I am, picturin’ some dame on the street, but it’s not exactly Ellis Island, y’know? It’s more like, “Oh great, another transaction gone wrong!” Pretty, pretty good chance I’ll screw this up.

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Then, oh gosh, I can’t forget our mighty Santa Ana River flowin’ nearby – nature just bangin’ out its secrets, rushin’ and free as those lovin’ hearts, ya know? Sometimes I sit by the bank, thinkin’, “Man, we’re all lost in the breeze here!” and it just gets me, we swears!

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