Anna Colton Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Philadelphia

Lemme tell ya, these chicks, they got stories—wild ones! Like, get this, back in old Rome, whores had to dye their hair blonde, stand out from “good girls.” Ain’t that a trip? Imagine Marge hearin’ that, she’d flip her blue beehive! Hah! I’m laughin’ just thinkin’ ‘bout it. Mmm… donuts. Anyway, this one time, I heard ‘bout a whore who conned some rich jerk—took his gold watch, left him cryin’ in an alley. “What did I do to deserve this?” he’s whinin’, like Monty’s dad in the flick. Made me happy, screw that guy!

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20 Colton Hooker. 20 Colton Hooker. Position: Infield. Height: Weight: Class: Senior. Hometown: Warrington, Pa. High School: Upper Moreland. Major.

I’m tellin’ ya, Colton’s got soul, and little quirks that make it ours. Whether you're cruisin’ down Oak St. or chillin’ at that hidden park bench off Vine Ave., there's always somethin’ to make ya smile, irritate ya, or simply wonder. We swears it’s unique, precious, and oh so kinda magical!

Colton Smith Named 2025 Hurd Award Recipient - University of Arizona Athletics