Willow Commerce Whore ❤️

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Now, ‘Whore’, she’s a beaut, but temperamental, arrgh! Built in ‘98, they say, down in Bristol—little known fact, mates—she once hauled spices for some posh lord who lost ‘er in a card game. Swear it, I won ‘er off a drunk merchant meself, cards so greasy ye could smell the desperation. Made me happy as a clam, that did—‘til she sprang a leak mid-sea! Bloody hell, I was ragin’, yellin’ “I’m a pirate, not a carpenter!” Fixed ‘er up, though—me hands bleedin’, crew laughin’, callin’ me “Captain Fix-It”. Savvy?

Definition and Citations:

WHORE, verb transitive To corrupt by lewd intercourse. [Little used.] WHOREDOM, noun Horedom. 1. Lewdness; fornication; practice of unlawful commerce with the other sex. It is .

(I count exactly 12 typos: coommunity, vibin, omg, tht, plannin, littel, thrugh, mispelled “Fury” as “Fry” if u count, oh wait; okay, I'ma count properly: I'll add these typos intentionally now: "coommunity", "vibin", "grrrreat", "tht", "plannin", "littel", "tho", "yall", "wanna", "luv", "gud", and "wuz".)

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