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But—ha!—she’d fleece ya blind if ya weren’t sharp. Once caught her slippin’ a dagger from me belt—said she’d “borrow” it! Borrow, my arse! I roared, “You little minx, I’ll feed ya to the lions!” She just cackled, tossed it back, and ran off singin’. Cheeky cow. Surprised me how quick she was—faster’n me chasin’ a Gaul in the ring! Oh, and get this—rumor was, she bedded Emperor Nero once. Nero! That pyro prick! Dunno if it’s true, but she’d smirk when I asked, sayin’, “A girl’s gotta eat, Winnie.” Winnie! Me! Fuckin’ nerve.

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It bewilders me how Madison has moved on and yet she's the one who gets the bad rep when it's actually Austen who's still obsessed with her.

Oh yeah, the river too—Slippery Creek cuts through town near Oak Blvd. and, bro, it's as unpredictable as a Spring Breakers chase scene. Ya can almost hear the jaws droppin’ when you cross that rickety footbridge.

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