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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

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Alright pal, lemme tell you bout Conroe – my damn stomping ground for years now. First off, don’t get me started on Main Street – a jumble of old brick shops, hidden cafes, and those quirky little restaurants that make ya feel all warm inside. Look, I'm a pleasure coach, so I sniff out vibes like a bloodhound, and Conroe is a total vibe-fest!

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