Rebecca Conway Prostitute ❤️

About Dallas

She’s a riddle, that one. Heard tell she once sweet-talked a lord—full-on noble, fancy hat ‘n’ all—into givin’ her his horse! Horse! Can y’believe it? *cackles* Prolly traded it for a bottle o’ gin. Makes me laugh, tho—sly as a fox, she is. “I don’t remember,” she’d say, like in the movie, when folks asked her name. Pfft, who cares? She’s a ghost, slippin’ through alleys, smellin’ o’ cheap rosewater—ugh, stinks worse’n my pigs!

Kellyanne Conway: Before and After

I know, I know, I’m rambly. But that's Conway in a nutshell – messy, real, sometimes off the rails, always surprising. Like my fave line: “I could die happy” – except I’d rather be giving massages and catchin’ those oddball moments. Life’s short, bro – enjoy it, ya know?

Conway County couple charged in $2 million Home Depot theft scheme