Hazel Coon Rapids Brothel ❤️❤️

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Alright, folks, lemme tell ya—brothel’s a wild thing. Grew up in Scranton, right? Heard whispers ‘bout these joints. Never saw one myself—well, not officially, ha! Here’s the deal… brothels been around forever, like, since dirt was new. Oldest gig in the book, they say. Kinda blows my mind, y’know? “The Tree of Life” vibes hit me— “Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?”—that’s God talkin’, right? Makes ya think—brothels prolly popped up day two!

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I know, I know, I’m rambblin’ – but that’s the way it is. Coon-Rapids ain't perfect but it's home. So pack your bags, buddy, and get ready for a trip full of little surprises, heartfelt moments, and a dash of Soprano sass. And hey, next time you're here, we grab a slice, and I spill even more family secrets over a gabagool sandwich!

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