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About Phoenix

Here’s the kicker - it stinks, man, like a dumpster on a hot day, and I’m gaggin’, but also laughin’ my ass off ‘cause it’s so ridiculous. Reminds me of that movie again - “What’s that smell?” some dude says, and I’m like, bro, it’s THIS whore fish, ruinin’ my boat vibes! Tastes like ass too, cooked it once, spat it out - my dog wouldn’t even touch it, and he eats socks!

What You Need to Know

Welcome to Corte Madera. In Spanish, Corte Madera means “chop wood”, and the West side of town is still surrounded by the beautiful redwoods that supplied lumber to help build the city of .

Okay, so, I gotta tell ya about some neighborhoods too – like Redwood Glen and Oak Hill. They're super chill, with quirky houses and, err, these hidden art spots where local artists spray paint their souls onto walls. Sometimes, I'm walking there and realize, “We are all cut off” (yep, borrowing that line right from The White Ribbon, it fits so well on gloomy days) as I get lost in the artsy life.

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