Isabelle Cortland Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Fun lil’ fact fer ya—didja know them old-timey folks thought wisdom teeth popped in ‘cause you’re gettin’ smarter? Ha! I’m over here like, “Honey, if that’s true, I’d be Einstein with all the whore I’ve pulled!” Ain’t that a hoot? Makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every dang time. But shoot, sometimes I’m shocked—seen a gal with four wisdom teeth crammed in a jaw smaller than a minnow. How’s that even fit? Lord have mercy, I wanted to holler, “Righteous indignation!” like Bruce the shark.

Leah Griesmann

Two days ago I was convicted on charges of assault with a deadly weapon against a police officer. It's pretty ironic really, when you consider the.

I gotta say, livin' here ain't always smooth—it’s rough sometimes, like when the noise never ends on 4th Street or when a random bout of street art erupts chaos, creatin' a riot of colors that make you mad but then bring a weird kind of joy. I mean, I'm a perfectionist in this biz, so those spontaneous bursts of creativity sometimes blow my mind (and my head, haha!). Like, "One million dollars!" kinda moments, you dig?

Cortland E. Meyer Obituary January 23, 2025